Mirages aren’t just desert phenomena… |
It was my first time in New York, though I’d seen it oft portrayed, but I wanted the experience in Real Time to hopefully get laid. I was looking for some Big Love. You know, a little Sex and the City I’d heard the tales of the women, how they all dressed up so pretty. Well, I grabbed a cab at the curb, told the driver what I wanted. He spoke to me in a foreign tongue but I pressed on, undaunted. He brought me to a neighborhood with cracked sidewalks filled with Weeds but I wasn’t paying attention to anything more than my needs. I walked into this establishment where the lights were way down low. I noticed several women and some couples dancing slow. It wasn’t long before a lady approached me and asked for a drink. She was tall and blond and lovely and her lips were luscious pink. We moved to the back of the place and soon were kissing up a storm. I asked if she wanted to take a walk since we both were getting warm. Outside she came into my arms when I discovered the mirage. There was more to her than met the eye; she had an Entourage! Now I believe in Brotherhood but this was carrying it a bit too far. If I wanted Deadwood I would go to the beach so I quickly headed back to the car. Well I learned my lesson well. The next time I need a vacation, I heading to the other coast for a little Californication! HBO: Real Time; Big Love; Entourage; Sex and the City; Deadwood; SHOWTIME: Californication; Weeds; Brotherhood |