Vile Villanelle, For the Spamslingers

  A Vile Villanelle  
Of Apple Jelly


I hate apple jelly, yes I do!
The very aroma makes me sick
One time I ate it, boy did I spew!

Of sickly sweet substance, tangy goo
Putrid jelly, vile, viscous and thick
I hate apple jelly, yes I do!

Once I snuck a tiny bite or two,
Clumped in my stomach like a lead brick
One time I ate it, Boy did I spew!

A taste like mustard and onions too,
The fridge mixing flavors did the trick.
I hate apple jelly, yes I do!

Mustard jelly! Bid my lunch adieu!
Mommy, would you grab a bucket, quick!
One time I ate it, boy did I spew!

The projectile vomit from me flew
My legs went limp like an old lamp wick…
I hate apple jelly, yes I do.
One time I ate it, boy did I spew!