Now it's time to tell a tale
of a hedgehog named Dale.
Who had a great imagination
but never met expectation.
The little hedgehog tried and tried
but he was wrong he couldn't rhyme.
So he decided to take a class,
but in the end they kicked his ass.
For the moon he rhymed with cheese,
but the sun he rhymed with fleas.
So he went out and got himself drunk,
drank to much and married a skunk.
At this point the story would be ok,
however the skunk was male and gay.
So Dale went out and filed for divorce,
and the skunk pissed on him in remorce.
Dale failed to get the smell out
jumped in a river and suffocated trouts.
Got a job as a fly attractor
In the end was run over by a tractor.
This was the story of hedgehog Dale.
who tried and tried but always failed.
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