Bambi is Evil

Bambi is Evil

Once in a forest
there was a deer
and to many
he made them cheer
But he was not cute
he was not dandy
he was pure evil
his name was Bambi
He tricked the animals
to the playground
he led the hunters there
with their greyhounds
The hunters killed
the animals, true
then the hunters left,
they told him adieu
Bambi was happy
and snuck to the shower
and scared out the humans
with his scariness power
He was king of the woods
happy as could be
he did not care
for the animals' plea
Instead he killed
more and more
so the animals
started a war
They snuck in his home
and took what they could
They would take him down
and life would be good
The children huddled
into the trees
They could not see light
or feel the light breeze
All were scared
and Bambi had a plan
He took up the hunters
and bult a big clan
Bambi saw that
the animals were calm
He took his chance
and built an atom bomb
He bombed the forest
He was dumb as could be
Because in the explosion
It too killed Bambi
The morale of the story
is don't trust the deer
But don't worry too much,
They'll only be around a couple more years.
(Especially if they are as dumb as Bambi)