Letter From Santa

Dear people,

I done a lot of giving, and you've done a lot of getting. Now I want some payback. Here is my get-list.

1. A flamethrower--to get all you lot to HELL!
2. A present wrapper--I want to give presents to myself! And you were thinking I meant you! Ho Ho Hoodoo.
3. A mailman that will bring me the newspaper. Perhaps one of those arctic nomads?
4. The world--I've always wanted to own the world. I would give everyone presents every Christmas! Except you wretches.
5. A teddy bear?

Thank you for getting me these things. If you are too incompetent you can just send me a million dollars and I'll buy the dumb stuff myself.

Now I get my revenge!!! Ho Ho Ho!

And next time you get a present, it'll be a JACK IN THE BOX!!!!!_burger

Thanks (lool)

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