Bitten

Once upon a time there was a middle aged man. He was extremely afraid of spiders. He was so paranoid, that he lived up high. High enough that they could not reach him. Well one day he was on his way to see his lady love, low and behold he had now idea that he was being followed. This follower was not going to let up until this man was gone. The spider had to remake it's web not once, not twice, but a third time. The man had been swiping the web's away. Well the spider was about middle aged as well, and it hasn't been easy remaking a net for it's food source. Okay, so just as the door starts to close over at lady love's place, yep the spider lurks in. So the man and woman are chatting it up and the spider is just waiting for the right time, for the revenge of s life time. Lady love gets up to go get some refreshments, when she returned her beloved middle aged man was unresponsive on her couch. She was so scarred. Her first reaction was to call the paramedics. When they arrived automatically one of the ems persons knew that this man had been bitten! Not only had he been bitten he had been killed. One spider bite is all it took for the little guy to get back at the man who had taken it's house twice removed. Lady love will never be the same, she had lost her one and only. Well as for the little murderer, could not have ever been more satisfied. Never the less Bitten.