re-telling of the story of the Apple |
Adam Eats the Apple The snake Was ready. His mission To convince Adam and Eve To eat the apple In defiance of God’s edict. Following the directions Of his Satanic Master. The Snake went up to Eve first He was a conniving fellow Filled with BS and smarmy lounge lizard lines. “Eve my babe, looking sexy! What’s up?” “Not much Mr. Snake.” “Hey, what’s Adam up to? He is staring at the apple Why?” “We both wonder Why the man Has said we can’t eat it.” “Man Eve, you got to tell Adam It is time to eat the damn apple The man can’t keep you down You know what I mean, My Jelly bean?” “Yeah, I suppose so.” Eve went to the tree Picked an apple ate it Smiled seductively at Adam And offered him the forbidden fruit. Adam ate the fruit And they both knew The secrets of the universe. God appeared Told them that they would have to leave The garden of Eden Along with their friend the Snake. God kicked them out of paradise Exiled them forever. The snake smiled Went back to hell Briefed his master Who rewarded him Turning him into a human Sent him back To further temp Adam and Eve And their descendants, |