Sam Adams's Conundrum, What to Wear?

Sam Adams's Conundrum, What to Wear? for Say It In Eight Challenge

Sam Adams had a conundrum
What to wear at the red carpet walk
As he was the latest hottest Dude
In tinsel town for the Oscars
A mysterious postcard from abroad
Leads to dancing under the stars
leading to the lustful night of passion
Before the sun rises over Santa Monica Blvd.