the Last Umbrella

The Last Umbrella
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Sam Adams was a scientist
Working on global warming
And acid rain fall
He knew what many did not
That the end was indeed coming

Soon he feared that walking
Outside in the rain
Would be a death sentence

He knew that this might be
The end of the umbrella industry

He called his broker
Shorted shares
In universal umbrellas
And other umbrella companies

Before releasing his report
That led to the collapse
Of the umbrella market.