Leonard and Penny's Bar Bother!

Leonard Hofstadter was walking through a park one afternoon with his wife Penny when he accidentally tripped over his own feet and watched in horror as his phone flew out of his jacket pocket and was picked up by a bird, who flew through the bars of a nearby fence.

The young man cursed his clumsiness then quickly ran over to the fence and stuck his hands through the bars but unfortunately, his phone was just slightly out of his reach as he then twice unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return it to him.

Penny, a curvaceous young blond who was wearing a short red knee length dress with a black leather jacket over the top of it that really showed off her curvaceous figure said, "Maybe you should stick your head through there and maybe you'll have a better chance of reaching, I would happily climb over the fence but I'm wearing a short dress."

Leonard said, "It's fine, I don't want you to ruin your dress, it's definitely looks like an extremely tight squeeze, but my head isn't that big," as he then stuck his head through the bars of the fence and after a brief struggle, it fit through there, leaving the rest of his top half sticking out and his big butt up in the air.

The young blond jokingly smacked her husband's backside and said, "Wow, Leonard, I never realised that your butt was so big, it's nearly as big as mine."

The young man jokingly replied, "Hey, leave my big butt alone, it's very sensitive," as he then found the bird, who winked at him before dropping the phone and flew away as he put it in his jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken.

He then jokingly wiggling his behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, thank god only you can see me like this, Penny, I hope you enjoy the view because I'm coming out of here now," as he then tried to pull out his head but was absolutely shocked to discover that he couldn't.

Leonard said to himself, "You have got to be kidding me," as he placed his hands against the bars, his left foot against the bottom of the fence for more leverage and pulled and pulled with all his strength but unfortunately, his head just wouldn't budge.

His now concerned wife, "Leonard, are you all right because you seem to be struggling, is your head stuck in there?"

The embarrassed young man said, "Oh, it's just no use, Penny, I think my head is definitely stuck in here, could you please pull me out of here, grab onto my waist."

Penny said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, I shouldn't have told you to put your head through there but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto her husband's hips, leaned back and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Leonard said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Penny, that really hurts, please put your back into it because my head is not moving."

The young blond pulled and pulled even harder and said, "I am putting my back into it, how did you get your head this stuck," as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Penny wiped some mud off the seat of her dress and said, "Oh, it's just no use, your head just won't budge and is definitely wedged in there tight, I'm really sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength," as she then began laughing after realising that she had accidentally pulled down her husband's jeans, exposing his bubble butt which was covered by black Darth Vader underwear.

The young man joked, "It's absolutely fine but maybe you should wait until I'm free before we have some fun but I knew you were desperate to get my jeans off today," as he then tried to pull his head out again as it moved just a slight bit.

His wife said, "You're absolutely right but look sweetie, if you got your head in there, you can get it out again, here, I'll show you, a girl at high school taught me this," as she stuck her head through the bars of the fence, which took a bit of effort then quickly tried to pull it out again by pulling it at an angle but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

Penny quickly grabbed onto the bars and pulled and pulled with all her strength, even putting her left foot against the fence for more leverage but it was just no use, her head was completely and utterly stuck in the bars and said, "Leonard, I think I'm stuck now, curse my big ears," as she then found a light blue rose and put it in her hair.

Leonard placed his right hand over his face in disbelief and said, "This could literally only happen to us, what are we going to do," as he couldn't believe that this was actually happening to him and pinched himself to make sure that this wasn't just an extremely bad dream.

The young blond said, "I don't know but at least, my underwear isn't showing like yours," and began laughing as a dog suddenly pulled off the seat of her dress, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny penguins on them for the world to see.

Penny said, "That's karma for you but at least, my day can't possibly get any worse," as the dog's owner, a teenage girl then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off again as the bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young man began laughing and said, "I guess you spoke too soon."

His wife said, "Yep, definitely, I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing as well as the two laughed at the ridiculousness of their current predicament.

Leonard and Penny had their heads stuck in the bars for more than half an hour when they suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Leonard and Penny's underpants," and realised that it belonged to their extremely confused close friend Bernadette, a slightly more curvaceous glasses wearing young blond, who was wearing a short pink dress with white polka dots that stopped just above her knees, black tights and a short light blue cardigan over the top of it.

Bernadette said, "Leonard, Penny, why are your heads stuck in there and why can I see your underwear," as she quickly took a picture of their barely-covered backsides and sent it to her husband Howard.

The young blond explained the entire situation before asking for help as Bernadette said, "Oh my god, Penny, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto her best friend's waist, leaned back and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Penny said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Bernadette, that really hurts, please stop pulling on me like that because my head is being pulled off, OW," as her best friend suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young woman quickly wiped some mud off the back of her dress and said, "Oh, it's just no use, Penny, your head just won't budge, I'm really sorry that I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength but fortunately, I have an idea of how to get you guys out of there that doesn't involve anyone else including the fire department seeing your underwear," as she then took some hand lotion out of her bag and began rubbing it all over their heads and the bars.

Bernadette was soon finished, grabbed onto her best friend's waist again and said, "All right Penny, let's get you out of there but brace yourself because this is definitely going to hurt," as she pulled, tugged, and heaved with all her strength, even putting her feet against the bottom of the fence for more leverage.

The young blond said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as she was stretched to her absolute limit until, a loud POP sound was suddenly heard as her head was pulled from the bars, sending the two tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass.

Penny said, "Oh my god, I'm free, thanks very much Bernadette, look Leonard, I'm not stuck anymore," as she hugged her best friend and helped her back to her feet.

The young man said, "That's great, honey but unfortunately, I'm still stuck, could you guys please pull me out of here?"

His wife said, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I completely forgot you were there, don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there," as she then grabbed onto her husband's waist while Bernadette pulled Penny's legs and even the bird helped by pulling at the hem of Bernadette's dress.

The trio pulled, tugged, and heaved with all their strength as Leonard said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think my head's about to come off," as he was stretched to his absolute limit and began pushing as another loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Leonard's head was pulled from the bars of the fence at last, sending the trio tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the bird looked on.

The young man said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as he hugged and kissed his wife before hugging Bernadette before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at him before flying away again.

Bernadette said, "It was absolutely no problem, nice underwear by the way, especially yours, Penny, love the smiley face, very cute," as she began laughing.

Leonard and Penny both remembered that their close friend could see their underwear as Leonard quickly pulled up his jeans while Penny quickly used her denim jacket to cover up the hole in her dress before the two took Bernadette for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing them as the trio laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The End.