'Cause I Was Sick

'Cause I Was Sick

Today I stayed home ‘cause I was sick
It was for real and not a trick
My face had funny little spots
That looked like red polka dots
They itched a lot and felt real bad
And I couldn't scratch which made me mad
Those little spots were everywhere
And in the mirror I just stared
I was covered from head to toe
A red polka dotted freakazoid show
But Momma said they would go away
In maybe a week or just a few days
So I'll try real hard to be real good
And try to keep a happy mood
‘Cause I like staying at my home
Just me and Momma all alone