The Blue Book of Eastmarch

Little Folk

The Little folk
(a songfic by Assena and Merri)
(Tune to Little Things by Good Charlotte)
(We do not own LOTR or GC, or any thing
else. Nothing and Noboyd.)
(heehee, no-Boyd! Boohoo, we don't own Billy
)


The Little Folk *grin*

Yeah, this song is dedicated (this is Boromir)
To every man who ever got killed by orcs (you
know what I’m sayin’ this is for you) To every
man who never had a chance to be the King
(this is for you) To every man who’s ever been
called by Rings (you all know what I’m sayin’)
This is for you! (what) Here we- here we
goooooooo...!!!!

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Riiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiing

Like the elf Council when we saw the Ring,
And Gandalf wouldn’t let me touch (it is a gift)
And the Legolas knew that Strider guy, And
then he showed me up (havu dad)
Like the time I tried to make a stand, But
Aragorn thought he was tough (you owe me
your alligence)
And that little dude with hairy feet, thought he
was strong enough (HAH!!)

Riiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiing

The little folk, little folk,
They always hang around
The little folk, little folk,
They try to break me down
The little folk, little folk,
They just won’t go away,
The little folk, little folk,
They turned my mind astray

I must have the Ring
Frodo’s got the Ring
It has to be my Ring

Like the time we tried to cross the snow, and
the hobbits nearly died (It will be the death of
them!)
We to carry them all back down again, We may
as well have not have tried (Stupid hobbits)
And that same week in Moria, Gandalf fell
down a gap (fly you fools!)
Then the hobbits ran off to find their friend, And
lead me right into a trap (ARGH!!)

Riiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiing

The little folk, little folk,
They always hang around
The little folk, little folk,
They try to break me down
The little folk, little folk,
They just won’t go away,
The little folk, little folk,
They turned my mind astray

I must have the Ring
Frodo’s got the Ring
It has to be my Ring

The little folk, the little folk, the little folk, the
little folk, x 4

And it almost seems that stupid Ring, it takes
the biggest part of me to break down,
I’m breaking down, I’m breaking down





~Assena x^_^x

-- Pervy Hobbit Fancier

"You can't go walking in the Black Land in
naught but your skin, Mr. Frodo."