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A variety of conversations I have had with various people.
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#291482 added May 21, 2004 at 7:52pm
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Entry the Thirteenth; I Just Want a Sword
Cactuar Joe: Heh, I broke the calculator at work today trying to swat a fly.

Shiroi: ha-ha.

Cactuar Joe: Yeah. I got it, though! I stunned it with the force of the impact, and then I stepped on it.

Shiroi: but broke your calucator?

Cactuar Joe: Yeah. The LCD screen came off. Heh, there were pieces everywhere...

Shiroi: that's great! mom says we're gonna send you a fly swatter w/ a big target on it.

Cactuar Joe: I just want a sword I can use to slash them in half.
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