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#374393 added September 21, 2005 at 11:34am
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Rita Requirements for Evacuating to the Salvo's
Here is a list of requirements if you plan on evacuating to our house to escape the wrath of Rita.

Please bring the following items:

Water
Beer
Toilet Paper
Pillow
Blanket
Food Stamps
Smokes
Beer

We'll take you and your pets! Oh yeah, did I mention to bring beer? The best way to ride out a storm is to get drunk.

-Marv-
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