Life's Funny That Way

Crazy candles cares cowboy

Prompt: Crazy candle cares cowboy

Uh… yeah.  Not too sure what that means other than maybe Earl had a little too much “holiday cheer” at the WDCF Christmas Party last night.  I sat, for quite a while, trying to make sense out of this nonsensical prompt.  Then I decided it must be the holiday cheer.  I’ve no other explanation.  Perhaps it’s the stage right before where normal, ordinary men start hugging each other and yelling, “Dude!  I love you, Man!  No, really, Man, I love you.”  Which is followed, almost directly by the belief that one can eat more pickled eggs than any other person on the planet… or drink the hottest hot sauce right out of the bottle… or whatever else may be just “no right” to a normal person.  For women, it’s probably the stage right before they break down in tears in the bathroom because nobody loves them… then laugh uncontrollably as their best friend tells them how silly they are being.  The next stage of this is dancing and singing alone to the jukebox… usually in the middle of the bar after removing her shoes – which are obviously the reason she is having trouble walking….

Can you tell I was a bartender for a long time?

Interesting prompt, Earl!


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