Hey, life? Are you kidding me?

yep . . . I'm behind again. . Heavy sigh

30 Day Blog Challenge Prompt 12




It's hotter than Hades in August and you're at the beach. You run out into the ocean waves, jump to get over that big one, and on the way back down, something bumps against your leg. What would you do? Would you dive under the water to see what it was? Would you yell for help? Would you swim toward shore in the same direction as the bump? Or something else?

Well, let's see - it is hotter than Hades here right now. I don't even remember what a number under 100 looks like much less feels like. Ocean waves??? Well, I have seen those once, but then a tornado came, abecause, yes, that's how my life rolls. Jump to get over the big one? Well, I guess, it's possible in water, thought I have had bilateral knee replacements so I haven't officially jumped in awhile. Something bumps against my leg? lol Okay, here we go now. In the mood I'm in now, it would probably go a little something like this:

"What the hell! It's not hot enough for you? You trying to steal some of MY body heat. Or is it that the ocean isn't vast enough for you? So of course, you had to come in MY area of it! Or is this a fat joke? Sure, pick on the fat, white tourist in the ocean. . . I see how it is. Bump me again. I double dog dare you. Because you'll be yelling for help. YOU'LL be swimming for the safety of the shore! 'Cause you know what? Life throws some pretty good punches, and occasionally I forget to duck, but I'll be damned if you are going to kick me while I'm down."

The End.

Peace, Love, and Rant

Audra (I misspelled my name the first 2 times I typed it - peachy)