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"Here lies Beethoven. He's decomposing."
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Oct 20, 2011 at 12:15pm
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Edited: October 20, 2011 at 12:32pm
I can't resist!
Here lies _____. His death struck a chord.

Here lies An Unknown Orchestra Player.
Our dear friend played harp
And he was always very sharp.
But a train ran him over- he went ker-splat!
And now he's playing flat.

Here lies An Unfortunate Violinist.
He died of an anxiety attack.
You could say he was high-strung.
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I can't resist! · 10-20-11 12:15pm
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