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The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
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In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Whenever in doubt, let the Zombieness take you over.:
 Your reaction if you saw a zombie pony would be…
       Ooh! A pony! It’s so cute and adorable and...I think it just ate my finger.        
       I want it I want it I want it I want it. Mummy, Buy me one. NOW.        
       Pony want an apple? Here, a nice juicy apple. No, wait, that’s not an apple, no ... AAAHH!!!        
       I think I can see my missing calculator in its ribcage.        
       THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. HALP.        
       Wtf?        
2. A Mystery...:
 I swear, I did not open The Fridge.
       Though I did eat the cooking utensils.        
       The earthquake was an accident.        
       I SWEAR. Look at my face. This is the face of honesty,        
       The invisible man opened it. See? Look, he's doing it now.        
       No! I didn't! Please! PLEASE NO NOT THE WHITE VAN        
       Wtf?        
3. All in good time...:
 Thoughts running through your head whilst waiting in a queue...
       ... Dougnuts ...        
       The meaning of life. I do believe cheese crispies will help me discover the answer.        
       Does that woman in front of me have three eyes?        
       The all powerful tea cosie doesn't exist. All hail the new god, Rammalammadingdong.        
       HURRY UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE BEFORE I WHACK YOU WITH MY HANDBAG        
       Wtf?        
4. It's a bitter life.:
 Why is my lemonade by the window.
       Magic. Wooooo.        
       I don't know, why is there a dodo in the kitchen?        
       Its because you put it there.        
       My mummy sez I should stop pwaying the computer.        
       It was playing hide and seek with the broom.        
       Wtf?        
5. Some people get this way quite often. You'd be surprised O_o:
 You feel ...
       Like a lemon        
       Scared        
       Moderately confused        
       Like eating something. Give banana. Now.        
       Like a bar of freshly bought soap.        
       Wtf?        
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