If Vodka Was An Angel

If vodka was an angel
The bottle would never break
And if she ever loved me
My heart would never ache

Like lightnin’ she’d come and
Be gone in a flash
Even though she done me wrong
Her thunder never passed

If vodka was an angel
The bottle would stay full
And if she ever loved me
Then I’d still be her bull

Well she beat me and she cursed me
And took everything
Until I saw red
And buried her six feet deep

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If vodka was an angel
I wouldn't writhe in agony
Though we have done apart
She's still in my dreams

That vodka's no angel
She's the devil to me
The next time we meet
She'll be hanging from an old~ oak tree