Comedy: October 24, 2018 Issue [#9184]
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 This week: Comedy in Marriage
  Edited by: Lornda Author IconMail Icon
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1. About this Newsletter
2. A Word from our Sponsor
3. Letter from the Editor
4. Editor's Picks
5. A Word from Writing.Com
6. Ask & Answer
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About This Newsletter

This week's Comedy Editor:
Lornda Author Icon


The most important four words for a marriage:
“I’ll do the dishes.”
~ Anonymous


“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
~ Erma Bombeck


“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
~ Phyllis Diller



You can find humor about marriage everywhere.



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Letter from the editor

         Humor about marriage is rampant, and you do not have to go far to find something to make you laugh. For instance, a million and two jokes, videos, books, poems, and even stand-up comedians use marriage for a big laugh. Here are some of the funny things you can find about the humor in marriage and the sources they are from.

Jokes

         Enter the words "marriage jokes" into any search engine and you’ll find a lot of variety of riddles and quotes. Here are a couple to hold you over until you get there.

*Buttonplay* When a woman says something like: “Do what you want.” – Seriously, don’t do what you want. Stand still as a statue. No blinking. Play dead.

*Buttonplay* An elderly couple goes to their favorite restaurant they’ve been visiting for decades. The man addresses his wife with all sorts of endearments, calling her his darling, sweetheart, his treasure etc.. When the lady excuses herself and goes to the bathroom, the waiter comments to the man, “Wow, you have an amazing relationship with your wife. All those lovely names you call her.”

The man looks at him. “To be honest, it has become a necessity. I actually forgot her name about three years ago.”


Stand-up Comedians

         These men and women receive a ton a laughs when they start talking about relationships and marriage. Most of them are men, and I have to say I laugh a lot because it's coming from their perspective, but I’m not going to say any of it’s true. *Whistle* Here’s just one sample.



Novels

         Search out humorous books to read about other people's humorous experiences on marriage. You may not realize just how many there are to read for a laugh, and why do you laugh? Come on be honest. It’s because you can relate to it! What we really should be doing is writing our own funny stories, not just for the laughs but because we can make a million or two, right?

         Whether they know it or not, even kids get involved in the humor of marriage.

This kid has the best advice!


         I’ll leave you will my all-time favorite video on marriage. I know I’ve posted it before, but it’s so much fun to watch over again. It also reminds me how I live with this exact same thing once in a while, so you just have to laugh!



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Editor's Picks

I did a search on couples/relationship and here are the Comedy gems I found. I think we need more items in this category. *Rolling*

 
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Tin Can Allie Open in new Window. [13+]
Sometimes all a marriage needs to succeed is some minor tweaking. Dialogue 500 July '16
by Indelible Ink Author Icon


 The Battle of Marriage Open in new Window. [E]
A humorous look at a common marital happening.
by Magoo Author Icon


Please Lord, Help Me Find My Socks Open in new Window. [ASR]
A glimpse of 36 years of marriage and my lost socks.
by PlannerDan Author Icon


 Chili By Candlelight Open in new Window. [13+]
A young married couple have an explosive evening, in more ways than one.
by Sophurky Author Icon


 Dinner Disaster Open in new Window. [13+]
A married couple have a very quiet dinner together
by Bikerider Author Icon


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by A Guest Visitor


 
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He Said, She Said Open in new Window. [13+]
He's dour; she's the life of the party. Can he change?
by 🌕 HuntersMoon Author Icon

 
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Feel free to send in any of your laughs from your marriage/relationship. If you make me laugh, you just might win a Queen of Comedy *Crown* merit badge!

*Thought2* Thanks for the comments on my last newsletter, "Go On - Make Me LaughOpen in new Window. *Bigsmile*

Monty Author Icon : "The bad jokes alone made this a great Newsletter."

Azrael Tseng Author Icon: "Thank you for featuring my blog in your newsletter. I shall regard my coffee-spraying abilities with some measure of pride!" *BigSmile*

Jay O'Toole Author Icon: "Thanks, Lornda. Your Really Bad Dad Jokes are like a bunch of bananas. They have a lot of appeal!" *Smile*


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