Snow Melt

We Are Not A Happy Camper

10 Kalimat 164 B.E. – July 22, 2007 at 5:50:29 PM PDT

We are not a happy camper.

Each time we go to access our Microsoft Outlook e-mail
the box fills up with spam,
that that clogs and jams;
in addition,
we don’t think we’re getting all our important mail
or it takes us several days to find it.

We’ve sent one apology
with an addition e-mail address
until we find the cause of the e-mail jam.

We are pissed
as can be presumes
from the use of the royal we.

We are not a happy camper.

We now have to go through the entire box
to see what’s causing the problem,
then we have to fix it.

We have to empty the entire box
then start all over again downloading
unsubscribing
(despite the fact that we think
when we unsubscribe to one piece of spam
we’re automatically put on the mail list
of another piece of spam).

If we can’t figure out the problem ourselves,
we will have to contact the Geek Squad
and pay them good gas money
to clear the problem up for us.