Snow Melt

Who is Doofus PizzaFlubber? The Answer is Here!

13 Asma 164 B.E. - August 31, 2007 about 11:52 PM PDT

Note: I used Prosperous Snow to come up with this name.
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week,you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose...The following is an excerpt from a
children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave
Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names.....

Use the first letter of your first name to
determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = snotty
r = loopy
s = slimy
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to
determine the second half of
your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w= flubber
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is
FluffyToiletshorts. Go figure.
Now when you forward this..use your new name
as the "title of the subject line".
Be yourself...That' s what makes you...YOU.