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Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#899702 added December 16, 2016 at 12:48am
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FRIDAY HUMOR
Donald Trump is looking to paint the White House.
He asks Chinese contractors how much they would charge. They say 3 million.
He asks European contractors how much they would charge. They say 7 million. He asks Ecuadorian contractors how much they would charge. They say 10 million.
Trump goes back to the Chinese and asks "Why 3 million?"
The Chinese say "1 million for the paint, 1 million for the labor, and 1 million profit."
He then goes to the Europeans and asks "why 7 million?"
The Europeans reply "2 million for the best quality paint, 3 million for the specialized labor, and 2 million profit."
Trump finally goes to the Ecuadorians and asks "Why 10 million?"
The Ecuadorians reply, "Mr. Trump, let's sit down and have a talk about sincerity. 3 million for you, 4 million for us, and with 3 million we hire the damn Chinese.

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