Andre The Blog Monkey's Banana Bar

I read the directions: Take the resolution prompt and fracture it with hilarity, mayhem, and other assorted hijinks from Andre's, my muse's, or my own point of view, keeping it within 300 to 500 words, and post it here. Hopefully I did this right so Andre doesn't get as upset as a monkey's uncle! Wait, he is some monkey's uncle...

Week 1;
01/04          "300 Word Dissolution" ; Prompt 1, wc-417
01/10          "There Goes The Bar" ; Prompt2, wc-393

Week 2:
01/10          "I Resolve to Not Resolve" ; Prompt 1, wc-364
01/10          "Take a Nice Hike!" ; Prompt 2, wc-365

Week 3:
01/19          "Get a Real Job" ; Prompt 1, wc-414
01/20          "Warshin My Teef" ; Prompt 2, wc-528

01/08          "Burnin Banana Rum"  A random entry about a random stop by the bar.