Linericks

found four clownfish going to school (H❀pe )

They'd got lost on the way//So they stopped to play, (DS )

Two juggled and two played the fool. (deemac )

You'll never believe what I saw (deemac )

A tree hugger with a chainsaw (H❀pe )

It was not what I feared / He was just trimming his beard (deemac )

which caused a large nick on his jaw (Rhyssa )

But off to the doctor he went, (DS )

All the money in his pocket he spent. O.T.: For the first time in the 20+ years I've been a WdC member, I have to say this: The proceeding line written by Mom. (Dad )

Hmm, the good news is yeah I thought it was an unusually high quality Dadline... ... However, the bad news is... (deemac )

Told Doc, "Send bill to Mom / Care of Writing dot Com (deemac )

OT.: very funny, Dee.. (Dad )

From her paycheck will come every cent (Dad )

(deemac )

Saw a strange thing today at the zoo (deemac )

a lion was wearing tap shoes (Rhyssa )

You oughta see him prance / wearing bow tie and tight pants (Dad )

I would strongly suggest you not boo! (Dad )

another strange sight in the park (Rhyssa )

rain, as beasts filed into an ark (H❀pe )

in they filed, ran, or dashed / / while flash floods rose and crashed (Rhyssa )

'Tonight's menu?' enquired a white shark. (deemac )

While I was rolling on the floor laughing (H❀pe )

My boss tried to review his staffing, (DS )

then he called me by name // and said I was to blame (Charles )

For the office becoming too daffing! (Charles )

An old pavement artist named Lou (deemac )

Had hands always covered in blue, (DS )

He never used yellow/ Yet his scenes are so mellow (Dad )

The passerby stop and say, "Ooo!" (Charles )

Tilers Tod, Ted and Tim were drinking tea (H❀pe )

An airship came down, just to see (Bianca )

"Our toilet's old," said the pilot / "Could you guys retile it?" (deemac )

Said Ted, "We'll get to it gradually." (Dad )

There once was a woman named Aubrey, (Dad )

who liked to eat cherries and strawb'rries (Dad )

fruit was all she would eat / / so her blood became sweet (Rhyssa )

And her breath so awfully smelly. (DS )

She was found guilty of strawberry fruit snobbery... http://tiny.cc/wyw1yz (deemac )

I dropped my french fries on the floor (true story) (Charles )

While doing the Taj Mahal tour (untrue story) (deemac )

They fell in a pile // and sat for a while (unlikely story) (DS )

While I read Nineteen Eighty Four. (George Orwell story) . (deemac )

A good limerick always begins (H❀pe )

with characters and shenanigans (H❀pe )

it goes on in fun / / and before it is done (Rhyssa )

It suggests at least one mortal sin. (Dad )

On his porch, an old man drank a beer (Charles )

and watched for northern lights to appear (Rhyssa )

Instead lightning flashed // And his hopes were dashed, (DS )

Said wife, "Porch faces South anyway, dear." (deemac )

Another wizened ol' fellow (Dad )

hoped the aurora would help him feel mellow (Dad )

He enjoyed all the hues // from greens, to reds, to blues (Charles )

As wife played Jailhouse Rock on the cello. (deemac )

(Dad )

as thunderstorms crashed in the night (Rhyssa )

the chihuahua trembled in fright (Charles )

Oh dear, said he/ I think I just peed (Amethyst Angel🌸📝🪽 )

which is better, because I feel light (Rhyssa )

And not a tree or a lamp post in sight! (deemac )

here's a lamp--keep the rug out of sight (Rhyssa )

Last night I'd a very strange dream (deemac )

involving a whip and some cream, (DS )

When the dream was all over / Found I'd made a Pavlova (deemac )

Disappearing in a supernova. (Bianca )

And now it's a meme, it would seem. (Solace.Bring )

This morning I received a letter (Charles )

Delivered by an Irish Red Setter (deemac )

I'm not a prude // But the edges were chewed, (DS )

and the news was much better when wetter (Rhyssa )

A man stuck in an airport all day, (DS )

Wrote 2 novels, 5 odes and a play (deemac )

Wrote a classic about Rover / in Atlanta on layover (Dad )

he's still stuck in Atlanta, they say (Rhyssa )

I needed a book t' read on t' train, (DS )

Didn't fancy "Welsh Rail Timetables" yet again (deemac )

For my boredom to salve /. on the plane I would have (Dad )

a selection of hits from Bargain Bin (Dad )

at the doctor, I woke up quite loopy (Rhyssa )

After surgical removal of my toupee (deemac )

I felt way too bare / / after losing my hair (Rhyssa )

Had to sell my Rolls-Royce drophead coupé ... https://shorturl.at/wkhlV (deemac )

Of cars, on a stamp you could fit, (DS )

What I know about a self-build kit (deemac )

the motor, it's plain / / needs a bicycle chain (Rhyssa )

As for the rest, I can't intuit. (DS )

Said a fishmonger, "That's very odd?!" (deemac )

As he started to fillet a cod (deemac )

He pulled from inside // A book, thrice as wide, (DS )

And a big stash of cash - quite a wad! (Solace.Bring )

An atheist went into a church (H❀pe )

In choir loft she took her perch (Dad )

She was at a loss / as they sang "Ol Rugged Cross" (Dad )

no crowns were exchanged in her research (Rhyssa )

"Would you mind," a lady said to the Pastor (deemac )

"If I asked you to preach a little faster?" (deemac )

For your words might be sage // But I'll die of old age, (DS )

and for me, that'd be a disaster (Rhyssa )

'cause I'm not ready to meet our master (Charles )

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