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Gender
Female
About Me
I don't foresee a lot of portfolio items in my future, but you can always find me spouting off in the blog I run with my unhealthily ferret-obsessed sadistic roaming hobo friend, Chronos (who--despite her masculine pen name and decidedly unladylike traits described above--is most definitely of the female persuasion). So yeah. Basically, come check us out if you don't mind being offended every once in a while. *Bigsmile*
Type of Writer
Obsessive.
Writing Style
Eclectic.
Interests
Varied.
My Blog
www.theferretgun.blogspot.com
Favorite Authors
(in no particular order) Terry Pratchett, Stig Larsson, Bill Bryson, Agatha Christie, Harper Lee, Dave Barry, and Haruki Murakami.
RECOMMENDED ITEMS
Summer's Cafe ~ Grand Reopening!
Nope, definitely not getting out unscathed. :-D
Rated: 13+
75 Shown
Comedy, Nonsense, Personal
Type: In & Out
Updated 8 years ago
Say What?!
A collection of quotes from the In & Outs of WDC. Now taking submissions. :-P
Rated: 13+
~3,015 Words
Writing.Com, Comedy
Type: Other
Updated 14 years ago
NEW AND UPDATED ITEMS
    Summer's Cafe ~ Grand Reopening!  
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1463306
    Nope, definitely not getting out unscathed. :-D
    Say What?!  
    Rated: 13+ · Writing.Com · #1608240
    A collection of quotes from the In & Outs of WDC. Now taking submissions. :-P
    Drawer Full of Shorts  
    Rated: E · Personal · #1424459
    Stories, not mini-trousers! Sheesh.
    Dust and Flight  
    Rated: E · Family · #1386397
    A box of dust is not what it seems.
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