The Viagra Song

The Viagra Song
To the tune of “You’re The One That I Want”
From the musical “Grease”


I got pills, I’m gonna try them
Gonna strengthen my pole
Cause my thingie, wants some action,
A little satisfaction!

You better get up, cause I want a man
Who’s a bit harder than you!
You better get up, boy did you take your pill,
That is diamond shaped and blue?

Yes I did!
And I brought enough for two!

It’s the pill that I want! (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, honey! The pill that I want, (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, honey! The pill that I want, (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, The one you need, you sexy steed!

If you’re filled, with affection,
You’re too limp to convey,
Medicate, for your erection,
Boink away!

I better get up, cause she needs a man (a studly man!)
Who can keep her satisfied!
You better get up, if we’re gonna groove (yeah, woo hoo!)
Has your thing increased in size?

Are you sure?
Yes I’m sure, come take a ride!

It’s the pill that I want! (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, honey! The pill that I want, (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, honey! The pill that I want, (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, the one you need, you sexy steed!

Oooh!

It’s the pill that I want! (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, honey! The pill that I want, (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, honey! The pill that I want, (It is the pill I want)
Vi-ag-ra, The one you need, you sexy steed!

(Repeat Chorus until you puke)