If...

If I was famous...  I'd help the needy.
If I was beautiful... I'd make you want me.
If I was smart... I'd solve problems that make you scratch you head in wonder.
If I was a boy... I'd never have to worry about my safety.
If I was thinner... I'd be a model!
If I was a millionaire... I'd buy you all the gifts you ever wanted.

Most Importantly...

If I knew you... I'd never let you go.  I'd stay with you forever and be faithful to you.
And if you knew me...?

Would you do the same...?