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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1353461
Written for the Spamslingers, for a Spamhole
Reflux Haiku

I hate you, Reflux!
*Sick*Like inhaling acid puke*Sick*
You are a bastard.

Coming in the night
Like Hitler on a bad day;
Burning my windpipe.

Leaving a taste like
Decayed tomato soup, laced
With vomit and bile!

A fugging pirate
You are, as you pilfer my
Sleep. I hope some day you’ll

DIE YOU EVIL DORK!
GO VISIT YO MOMMA, YOU
HOT STEAMY BARF FEST!!!!!!!

*Bigsmile*I feel better now*Bigsmile*
The Famotadine kicked in!
I BEAT you, you ass!

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