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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1515540
Written for the Spamslingers. Perhaps my worst poem ever.
Onomatopoeiamonotetra


PoooOOoooot! I try to be discreet
Gaseous, vile, syncopated beat;
Not silent, nor deadly, nor sweet-
I soil my seat
I soil my seat

Then there comes a rat a tat tat,
A fragrance like decaying cat.
BrOOonnnnt! and PhwEEeeet! and Florrghhle! and BlaaAAAtt!
I’m cool like that,
I’m cool like that.

Watch me now as I crap my pants,
Glitch! Squinge! Flornk! Toot! I do a dance
It looks like pudding at first glance.
I’ll feed my plants!
I’ll feed my plants!



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