Limericks inspired by deemac in "Linerick" (item #986307). I also like to write my own. |
DEAR SIGMUND “I think that I’m going insane,” said Freud in a voice of great pain. “No Jung for me, please, I feel weak at the knees and a terrible itch in my brain. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY It’s a pity the money’s all spent. I don’t really know where it went. The party was great, we could all celebrate and hope there’s some left for the rent. HAREM SCARUM Said the sultan, “I think that I’ll wait for the presence of wife number eight.” “Too bad,” said another, I’ll sleep with his brother, and not give a damn for my fate.” FAMILIES “It’s too bad,” pouted little Irene, “that my brother and sister are mean. I’ll go and tell Dad about all of the bad things they do they don’t know that I’ve seen.” THE KINGDOM OF ID (1) In the kingdom of Id there’s great strife. Corruption is rampant and rife. Now the king is a fink, but it’s not what you think. He’s trying to find a rich wife. THE KINGDOM OF ID (2) The Wiz was in terrible trouble. His cauldron would not boil or bubble. And the hair of a hog With the spit of a frog. Could reduce the whole castle to rubble. YOUNG LOVE “There’s no cure for love-sickness, I fear. You’re better without him, my dear. Let him go, let him run then have some more fun With the next guy who blows in your ear.” CEREMONY There’s a site on the island of Crete with a temple that’s almost complete. Where a priest and a nun have all sorts of fun With rites that are strange but effete. |