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Real life excuses I've heard from my kids at bedtime. |
![]() ![]() ![]() I'm thirsty! If I don't get a drink right now, my throat will be so dry that I'll suffocate in my sleep! ![]() ![]() I have to go to the bathroom. Again. I also need to take a book with me because it might take a few minutes. ![]() ![]() It's too hot! If I fall asleep while it's so hot, I might have a heat stroke in my sleep! ![]() ![]() It's too dark! I need a light on so I won't get scared. ![]() ![]() It's too cold! If I fall asleep while it's so cold, I might freeze to death! ![]() ![]() It's too bright! The nightlight is shining right into my eyes! ![]() ![]() I'm hungry! If I don't get a snack, I might starve to death in my sleep! ![]() ![]() There are too many pillows in my bed! My neck feels weird. It might be broken! ![]() ![]() It's too quiet! I can hear the house breathing and it's scary! ![]() ![]() You said I could stay up late tonight. Remember? I asked you when you were on the phone. ![]() ![]() There's too much noise! How can I sleep when my music box is so loud? ![]() ![]() I need to ask you something really important. I can't remember what it is, but I will in a minute. ![]() ![]() You forgot to hug me! Don't you love me? ![]() ![]() I need to brush my teeth again or I might wake up with a bunch of cavities! ![]() ![]() I need to find that special doll that I used to sleep with when I was little. It might be in one of my toy boxes. I should go look. ![]() ![]() I need to finish practicing my spelling words or I might fail my quiz tomorrow! ![]() ![]() Tell me again why I have to go to bed earlier than everyone else I know?! ![]() ![]() I need you to read me that story again. I fell asleep before the end and now I can't go back to sleep until I know what happened! Please? ![]() Word Count: 337 Written for "Invalid Item" ![]() |