Pizza Sauce On My Keyboard

Damn man, I got pizza sauce on my keyboard.
This will take forever to clean.
It got down in the cracks between all of the keys.
Way deep down, in places unseen.
Must I go where no man's gone before. Oops,,,
Copyright infringement on Star Trek for sure...eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Damn the - E - key is sticking now as the sauce starts to dry,
and I didn't buy the protection plan cause I was so sly.
Yep, that's me, mister sly buy guy at the local Best- Buy.
I never pay extra for false piece of mind.
So here I am, with a glitchy new laptop that will sit on a shelf, cause I was so smart, I outsmarted myself. :(