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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
| It was Monday October 14th, 2024, and you are still fuming over what happened last weekend! Your sister is still complaining on social media about how sick she got during the movie! However, there was other news that brightened your day. Apparently, someone went by that asshole Ross's house and vandalized his home! They apparently smashed up his trash bins and sprayed racial slurs on his garage door! His roommate got royally upset and was quick to call up the police! On Thursday, October 17th, 2024, you would find out that not only did Ross's home get fixed up, but they found out who the perpetrator was...it was one of your nephews! Upset with how his brothers and his mother are barely able to make ends meet since an electric company committed a tyrannical act, he decided to unleash his anger onto Ross's home! Later that evening, you would find out that Ross is once again, going to another hockey game! Are you fucking kidding? Last time he went to the hockey game, your nieces went to Hell and back with law enforcement! And to make matters worse, you get word from your sister that one of your nephews just got arrested for the vandalism at Ross's house. Are you fucking kidding? That cop shouldn't be so rough with the kid! Jesus Christ! This arrest made everyone in your family's blood boil! On Friday, October 18th, 2024, you would wake up that morning in a foul mood and decided to check in on the bastard and see that he is at a coffeehouse with a female friend, getting pumpkin spiced latte with breakfast! Your family, furious with this, would be quick to blow up his phone and cuss him out as well as fling insults at him, angry that he would rather spend money on a fancy breakfast rather than helping his own family out! After all, pretty much everyone is left flat broke after the electric company had their way with them! However, more tragic news came to you that evening! Apparently, your sister, along with a friend, was driving to Ross's house to confront him over his fancy breakfast that morning! Along the way, they would down some booze and hit a few cars along the way. After they get pulled over, they would be quick to call up a sibling and have him pretend to be a lawyer! Upset with this, you would make plans to confront the bastard at the hockey game tomorrow night! However, on the morning of October 19th, 2024, your wife would wake you up, telling you that she and the kids want to go to the pumpkin patch! You didn't want to go back because one, you wanted to confront that bastard brother at the hockey game, and two, one of the last two times you went, a donkey had his way with you and made your bloated ass sore for weeks! "Come on honey, can't you just take the kids? I want to rest up so I can go after that bastard tonight and..." "Yeah well, that shit can wait, me and the kids want you to drive us to the pumpkin patch and..." "Listen, what that bastard did recently was awful! He was having pumpkin spiced latte with breakfast while my sister and her sons starved to death! He is a tyrant like Saddam and..." "And I told you, that can wait, now get your ass up and drive me and the kids to..." "LISTEN HERE BITCH, I JUST TOLD YOU, I WANT TO GO TO THE HOCKEY GAME AND CONFRONT THE BASTARD AND..." "AND I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT SHIT CAN WAIT! NOW GET YOUR FAT ASS UP AND TAKE ME AND THE KIDS TO THE GODDAMN PUMPKIN PATCH!!!" You would let out a huge sigh before you would get up and get dressed before taking your wife and kids to the pumpkin patch, pissed off! While you are stuck at the pumpkin patch with your wife and the little shits, Ross is having a grand ol' time at the hockey game!  |
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