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What is a man?
I like to use foot cream.
It keeps the itching down.
I also brace myself with my refrigerator when I put on my pants.
I start with my left pant leg.
Generally, I am gentle.
However, I am always checking out the ladies.
I now walk with a limp, because of a stroke.
Therefore, most ladies do not check me out.
My maintenance man does not like to be told to have a nice day.
"Don't tell me what to do!" he replies.
"Okey!" I reply with a smile.
I was pulled over by the police.
It was 4:30 am and my rear right brake light was burnt out.
And my rear right license plate bulb was burnt out too.
I had recently had the lights replaced and the headlights polished.
I will take the van back to Walmart with my receipt!
I suppose men want to be respected.
That police officer said, "Replace the bulbs when you have the money."
Money is always important, but respect is more important.
I think that's why Trump received a mandate.
I don't think he is another "George Washington."
I like Sly Stallone...
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