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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
It was Monday, November 18th, 2024, and you and your family are planning to head to the zoo! After a long 2 hour drive, your family would finally arrive at the zoo! Things would be going smoothly until your family arrives at the rhino exhibit. While watching the rhinos, your son would start to climb on the fence of the rhino exhibit. You would try to pull him off of the fence, but he started to give you trouble! Eventually, you would snap and started yelling again, causing your kids to start getting upset and your family getting kicked out of the zoo! After arriving back at home, you would then start to plan to cook an anniversary meal for your wife! You would look into the fridge and see that you are lacking lots of ingredients to make a feast for Miss Piggy...if those damn greedy utility companies didn't take so much money from you and your family, you would have so much more money! You would let out a huge sigh and pull out a couple of frozen pizzas and start to defrost them. As the pizzas defrost, your wife would ask what you are doing and you tell her that you are defrosting some pizza to eat for their anniversary. She would get mad and ask why didn't you get stuff to make a big feast with and you simply tell her that you forgot to! She would let out a sigh before storming into the bedroom and slamming the door shut. Furious, you would storm onto Facebook and complain! On Tuesday, November 19th, 2024, you would get some startling news! Your sister would be at the hospital again, infected with a respiratory virus. Are you fucking kidding? IF THAT BASTARD HAD JUST STAYED OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T BE SO SICK!!! On Wednesday, November 20th, 2024, you would get notifications from Facebook! Apparently, your sister, while getting upset over Ross getting frisky with those skanks from the International Movie Theater, would start to speak about suicidal thoughts while showing off an urn... Seriously, if Ross would just stay out of the goddamn International Movie Theater, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T BE SO GODDAMN MISERABLE! On Friday, November 22nd, 2024, you would get some more alarming news in regards to your sister's Facebook post... Royally upset with the news, you and your wife would load up on the "White Claw" beers and the pot and would party up a storm until you both pass out from exhaustion! The next day, on Saturday, November 23rd, 2024, you and your wife would wake up with a terrible hangover! You would once again check in on your sister to see how she is doing! Turns out, she wasn't doing so hot herself! Not only that, but you find out that Ross is planning to go to another hockey game! Are you fucking kidding? YOUR SISTER MAY HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SOMETHING TERMINAL, AND HE IS GOING BACK TO A HOCKEY GAME?!? OH HELL NO!!! Enraged with what you just found out, you would grab your wife and kids and head to the arena where the hockey game is playing! While there, you would come across the bastard's beat-up jeep and start to follow the bastard into the arena! As you go inside, your family would walk up to the ticket stand and as you attempt to buy some tickets, you would realize that you are flat broke...DAMN THAT ELECTRIC COMPANY! You would then try to use your credit card, but it wouldn't go through! After your card gets declined again, you would snap again and started yelling at the people in the ticket booth until your children started crying up a storm! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) After a while, your family would start to get kicked out by the police! After leaving the arena, you would see a giant Christmas tree outside that you looked at with flames in your eyes! You would be tempted to knock this tree down in a fit of rage, but decided not to since you have a group of police officers on your ass! As soon as your family gets into the vehicle and drives home, you were going to unleash Hell on the Hockey team for what just happened tonight! Back at home, you decided to hit up the hockey team's Twitter page.  You decided to bombard the page with hateful posts as well as pictures of you giving the team the middle finger! Sometime later, as you order up a dozen pizzas from a Pizza Hut, you would get some weird emails from Twitter again. You would check on your Twitter page and this is the first thing you see...  Are you fucking kidding? FIRST, YOUR SISTER WAS PROBABLY GIVEN A TERMINAL DIAGNOSES, AND NOW, YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS BANNED TEMPORARILY FROM TWITTER AGAIN?!? THIS IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! Your wife would hear about this and she would also storm onto Twitter and fuss up a storm, only for her account to get temporarily banned as well! Both upset and furious over the nonsense from Twitter, you would both pop open several cans of "White Claw" beer, start devouring several pizzas fresh from Pizza Hut, and turn on AEW's "Full Gear" as you two eat away your feelings and drown out your sorrows with booze while trying not to bust out crying!  |
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