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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
| It was Monday, December 9th, 2024, and you are still fuming over your wrongful arrest! All you did was drank a little bit of Moonshine before getting behind the wheel of your truck! Regardless, it's been cleared up now and your family is at peace for now... However, on Thursday, December 12th, 2024, you would find out that Ross is watching another stupid movie at the International Movie Theater. Are you fucking kidding? He is watching another dumb Anime movie and his family has yet to recover from a massive Covid outbreak! On Friday the 13th, 2024, you would wake up to some horrible news! Apparently, your youngest daughters are at the hospital this morning...BECAUSE THEY, ALONG WITH THEIR FRIENDS, ARE SICK WITH THE FUCKING FLU!!! IF THAT BASTARD ROSS HAS JUST STAYED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GODFORSAKEN THEATER, YOUR DAUGHTERS WOULDN'T BE SUFFERING FROM SICKNESS AGAIN!!! OF COURSE, HE WOULD TELL YOU THAT THEY SHOULD OF GOTTEN THEIR FLU SHOTS, BUT HE IS AN IDIOT THAT CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!!! Not only that, but one of your relatives has just been arrested, just because his ex-wife doesn't approve of his disciplinary measures... (Warning: the following media contains explicit content. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) Are you fucking kidding? HE WASN'T THAT DRUNK AND HE WASN'T THAT ROUGH WITH THE KIDS! STUPID PIGS!!! However, what happened the next day would be the last straw! On Saturday, December 14th, 2024, you would find out that your sister has just told her sons some horrible news... Are you fucking kidding? THAT FUCKING BASTARD IS PLANNING ONE HELL OF A PARTY, AND HIS POOR SISTER AND HER SONS ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!!! THAT FUCKING TEARS IT!!! You would hop into your family's SUV and drive off angrily while downing one can of beer after another! After some time, you would start to feel woozy, but continued to drive and chug down some beer! Eventually, you would lose control of your vehicle and smash into a tree! You would quickly black out as your face hits the steering wheel! You would wake up in a blurry haze to the sound of a siren and a cop taping on the window with a flashlight. You would look down on yourself and see that blood is pouring down your face from your nose! You quickly realized that you may or may not have broken your nose on the steering wheel upon impact with the tree! You would then move slowly to open up the door, moving slowly from both, your drunken state, and because you are still shaken up from crashing into a tree! As you get hauled off to jail with a bloody nose, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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