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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
| It was Monday, January 20th, 2025, and the day has finally arrived...YOU ARE FINALLY GETTING OUT OF JAIL!!! You have spent a good half of this month in jail just because you got behind the wheel of a car while drunk on New Year's! After you got dropped off at your house by an Uber driver, you would slowly walk up onto your porch and into your house. As you walk inside, you would see your wife in the kitchen, looking away with her arms crossed! You would walk over and open up your arms, planning to hug your wife, until she decided to talk in a very angry tone... "SO HOW WAS YOUR STAY AT THE JAILHOUSE YOU FAT FUCK?!?" "Look, don't be like that, I didn't know those pigs would be out in full force and..." "IT WAS FUCKING NEW YEARS, OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE ALL OVER THE PLACE LOOKING FOR DRUNK DRIVERS!!! HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE?!?" "Look, I'm sorry that I was unable to protect you and the kids while I was locked up, but I can make it up to you tonight!" You would then proceed to treat your wife and kids to your family's favorite...Chinese... You and your family would have a grand feast that night and you would all sleep with full guts! The next morning, on January 21st, 2025, you would wake up to your wife yelling as your daughter is crying her head off! You would wonder out of the bedroom and ask what is going on and apparently, your wife is keeping your daughter from eating some leftover chow mein noodles from last night! You ask why and that was when you remembered that you left ALL of the Chinese out last night in the kitchen! Even though you have quite a history of having bug and rat infestations in your house, you and your wife still thought it would be a good idea to leave all of the Chinese food sitting out all night long on the kitchen counter! You would then ask your wife what she was yelling about and it turns out that your daughter, in a fit of rage, threw out the Chinese food onto the porch...  As you start to clean up the mess, you started having second thoughts about wanting to come home! At least while in jail, you didn't have to clean up after your children or at the very least, had to change diapers! Sure, you missed playing some Fortnite, but you didn't miss having to clean up your kids' messes!!! Days would pass and as you cook up some Chili for your family on Thursday, January 23rd, 2025, you would find out that Ross is going to yet, another stupid Hockey game!!! Are you fucking kidding? Last time he went, your sister got roughed up by the police outside of the arena! Furious with this, you decided to mock your brother Ross with a trash bin as you take out even more rotten Chinese food! After you finished mocking the bastard, you would go back into your house and eat some Chili with your family! On the morning of Friday, January 24th, 2025, you would wake up to some horrible news! You would get a phone call from a relative that your mother has just been arrested last night! Upset with the news about Ross seeing another Hockey game, your mother, along with her family, would start to drive over to Ross's house! On the way there, they would stop at a Taco Bell to eat, only for the cops to pull in and snatch her up over accusations of drunk driving!!! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) You would have half a mind to drive over to Ross's house and beat the shit out of him, but instead, opted to turn on some Fortnite and started playing some rounds to try to get your mind off of recent events... |
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