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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Monday December 15th, 2025, and you are quite disgruntled at the moment! In your infinite wisdom, you decided to, once again, not pay the electric bill and as a result, the power was cut off! And because of this, you are now cold and hungry! You then decided to storm onto Youtube to complain about the cold! You would then go back to trying to install some gas heaters inside of your home to keep warm! Of course, you had people, including your wife, tell you that this is a dangerous idea, but you told her that Carbon Monoxide isn't a thing! A couple of days later, you would get news that one of your brothers would get arrested while trying to pay his bill! He would be complaining about all the taxes on it, but as he tries to settle his case, he would get arrested! You would then go back to complaining up a storm about the cold as you wrap up under 3 layers of blankets. A week later, on Christmas Day, as the kids play with their new toys in the dark, you were clutching your gut in hunger! Those frozen 'Hungry Man' dinners didn't last very long! You then get an insidious idea! What if you stole your wife's credit card again and used it to buy food with? Sure, your wife gets quite angry whenever you do this, but you are starving, and your big, fat gut needs sustenance! You would wait until your wife goes to the bathroom before slipping in, grabbing her credit card, and slipping out into an Uber to go by a Chinese place and order about $500 worth of Chinese food! After you return home, you would immediately start to dig into some Lo Mein noodles as hunger takes over! As you pack away the 3rd box of Chinese, your wife would come out of her bedroom. "Hey Honey, have you seen my credit card? It went missing somehow..." "Oh yeah, I was borrowing it to buy some Chinese! Oh, and by the way, thanks for buying us some Chinese honey!" As you give the stolen credit card back, your wife would angrily swipe it back while giving you an angry look! "You fat fucking pig, I WAS GOING TO USE THE CREDIT CARD TO PAY THE BILLS WITH!!!" "Yeah well, you can thank me for bringing home supper as well! Besides, the kids need to eat too!" "YEAH, AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT THE LEFTOVERS?!? THE FRIDGE ISN'T GOING TO WORK WITHOUT ANY GODDAMN POWER!!!" "I'll just put the leftovers in an ice chest, it won't be a big deal!" Your wife would then let out a big sigh before storming back into her bedroom as you keep pigging out on some Lo Mein noodles! The next day, on Friday, December 26th, 2025, you would get some news! For starters, you find out that your bastard brother Ross is going to see the new Avatar movie in 3D XD format! Are you fucking kidding?!? YOU ARE COLD, HUNGRY, AND ARE IN THE DAMN DARK WITH NO POWER, AND THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO SPEND A BUCKET LOAD OF MONEY FOR A STUPID MOVIE!?! Not only that, but you would get some bad news that your mother would get arrested as well! Apparently, she was going through a Wendy's to get herself some breakfast, but when her order came out cold, she got mad and attacked a worker before trying to drive off! Police would then pull her over and question her before placing her under arrest! You would also get news that one of your nieces would get arrested after trying to get into a fight with her parents over a cell phone! Furious with this, you would start to make plans to confront the bastard tomorrow at the new XD theater! The next day, on Saturday, 27th, 2025, you would wake up quite nauseous! You would then get up and rush to the bathroom before puking your guts out into the toilet! At first, you thought that eating all of the leftover Chinese yesterday was a bad idea since it might of gone bad, but you just disregard it and claim you got a stomach bug instead! As you sit back on your bed to watch a Youtube video on your phone, the power would suddenly get cut back on! Startled, you would start to yell for your wife! "Hey Honey, why is the power back on?" "Well, since a certain fat fuck used my credit card, I had to call my mom and get her to pay our electric bill, so your welcome!" "You stupid bitch, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING THE UTILITY COMPANIES UNTIL THEY CAVED IN TO OUR DEMANDS! BY PAYING THEM, WE HAVE IMMEDIATELY LOST THE BATTLE!!!" "YEAH WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SICK WHILE THE POWER IS OUT YOU FAT FUCK! ESPECIALLY WITH HOW COLD IT IS OUTSIDE!!! You would then let out another big sigh before rolling over in bed and trying to get some sleep! |
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