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#1106351 added January 19, 2026 at 4:57pm
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Sea Monkeys are shrimp...



"Sea Monkeys are shrimp." I stated.

Jake was watching CNN.
"President Donald Trump might bring martial law back!"

"That means Sea Monkeys could have consciousness."
I continued, "Plants make sounds that machines can measure!"

"NATO has put soldiers in Greenland, since Greenland is a member of NATO."
I continued, "NATO has a trillion dollars in USA bonds."
"If they called in those bonds, the USA would be bankrupt."

"What?" Jake looked confused.

"Just thinking about Sea Monkeys."
I looked at the CNN reporter.

P.S. President Harry S. Truman and President Lydon Johson
declared martial law.
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