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Rated: GC · Book · Comedy · #2174505
It was common knowledge, but most people didn't know it.
#1000173 added December 13, 2020 at 5:09pm
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I like Christmas, Jesus,Santa and lingerie.
Muzzy reads a Christmas card from one of dad's friends.
Denise likes to write about his children and grandchildren.
Muzzy rubs the hair on the back of his head, "He must be 90."
He gazes at his aquarium.. .
The Red Tail Shark is chasing an African Cichlid.

Muzzy concentrates on the Red Tail Shark and it stops.
The Red Tail Shark comes to the glass and stares at him.
Muzzy returns to his Christmas card and the shark swims off.
"I've written to Denise about not having children,
"All of his children are more successful than me," he mutters.
Muzzy looks at the digital clock on the fridge ..

It's 4:07 PM.

"Neil Cavuto is on. Oh-God not more Trump sulking."
Muzzy clicks off the teli.
"I'll wait for the Fox Five. Wand must be tickled pink.
They were all yelling at him about Trump's landslide re-election."
Muzzy takes a sip of 2% milk.
"Dana Perino is so cute when she cusses. She is starting to look like Jasper."

"What if Jesus met Santa? Would Jesus approve of Santa?
Jesus would not want a video game or jewelry."
Muzzy soaks his feet. .."Would Jesus buy lingerie for Marry Magdalene?"
"Does Trump think he'll be re-elected in 2024? He'll be nearing 80.
President Ronald Regain had Alzheimer's in his second term.
He was 80."

Muzzy looks over his movie collection.
Lucinda's Spell catches his eye.
"I'd like to see AOC on the FIVE.
She would kick ass!
Anna Casperian could debate Dana Perino."
Muzzy eats a red seedless grape.
"Dana Perino wants a stimulus package for the poor
before X-Mass."

The Red Tail Shark is casing an African Cichlid again.
Muzzy rolls his eyes, "Some things never change."


Reflections~The Red Tail Shark is not a shark. It is a catfish.

Does Santa bring toys to non-Christians?


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