Adventures in Wonderland

Advice From a Caterpillar: Pigeon and Serpents

Serpents causing you problems? Try this special home remedy!

You need one cup of cooking oil (I use Olive oil but any oil will do.) and 1 teaspoon of 4 leaf clovers.

Mix the two ingredients thoroughly and voila... you have St. Patrick's oil.

Sprinkle it around key locations in your household and whoosh!!!... Those pesky serpents will be rushing out of there in no time.

Ireland doesn't have a serpent problem and with this special remedy... you won't either!
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Authors Note: I feel I should add the following disclaimer... this entry was written for creative writing purposes. If you have Serpents in your home please contact a specialist. The method listed above is not actually recommended. In fact 'Snake oil' remedies in general are usually a bad idea.

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Prompt
2. "Pigeon and Serpent" – Nothing's worse than having pesky serpents stealing things from your nest. Describe a creative way to prevent such pests from invading your private property. (<500 words)