PORCH PONDERINGS

Worthy Cause

PROMPT March 6th

If you were given five million dollars to open a museum, what kind of museum would you create?


I don’t think I would create a new museum. All the really fun ideas have been done. Like the museum to mustard. Or the one to the potato or the banana. Who knew?

https://gocity.com/new-york/en-us/blog/quirky-museums-usa

https://www.loveexploring.com/gallerylist/76284/obscure-america-the-strangest-mu...

I think I would give the money to the museum right across the street from me. The Musselshell County Historical Museum. Perhaps they could buy some new doors. And a new heating system. Oh and I would buy new stuffed birds to replace the ones on the second floor.

Then we could stay open all year in comfort. I wouldn’t have such a hard time getting that darn front door open. And I wouldn’t get the creeps every time I go upstairs and am greeted by the flea-bitten birds.

Just saying.