She is the balance of nature.

My Warped View of Charlet at Petco.

"Some people are snobs about fish," Charlet remarked as
she chased the serpae tetra with a plastic container.
Charlet was referring to a muscular Petco sales associate.
He had stepped in on her sale with a background on serpae tetra.
"He likes to share his knowledge," Muzzy replied;
"I'll take that striped snail too."

"He thinks he's an expert. He's a floor associate."
Charlet was under five feet tall and skinny.
She had bleached her hair blond, like Dolly Parton.
"You remind me of Brenda Skeens. She was from South Carolina."
Muzzy ran his eyes up and down Charlet as she stretched to reach a top-shelf.
"I'm from South Carolina," Charlet held up the yellow receipt paper triumphantly.

"Why can't they keep the yellow slips down lower?" Charlet giggled.
Muzzy had brought over a footstool.
Muzzy wondered if his pecks were bigger than her breasts.
"Brenda left home with a biker when she was thirteen."
She was full of jelly beans,"
Muzzy mused about Charlet dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
He pondered if she had erect nipples or stubby ones and how wide her areolas are.

"Was there something else?" Charlet handed the bagged serpae tetra to Muzzy
Muzzy was salivating under his mask, "Yes. I'd like some plants."
He pointed to two potted aquarium plants and sniffed Charlet's hair as she bent over.
"Charlet were you named after the spider in Charlet's Web?"
"Yeah. I got teased a lot," Charlet bagged the plants and snatched back the yellow slip.
She wrote the skew for the plants under the fish skew.

"So, what's Brenda up to now?" Charlet asked tersely.
"She was a K-Mart store manager and then she went to Home Depot.
I've lost touch with her; it was ten or twenty years ago."
Charlet's eyes widened, "I'm twenty."
She kept the bagged plants and led Muzzy to the check-out.
Muzzy visualized her skipping to the checkout dressed as Alice in Wonderland.

He paid 37 dollars but didn't dare ask her for a date.
Muzzy imagined Charlet dancing the seven veils for him.
"Do I have any points?" Muzzy queried.
"Nope. You have to load them at the Petco website." her eyes suggested a smile under her mask.
The serpae tetra joined the community tank with his two Angels: Wanda and Obelix.
Maybe, Charlet would like a free dinner?
Not likely, with a bald pudgy 60-year-old pervert... Oy!

Reflections~A little whip cream in the ying-yang can go a long way..

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