F.R.E.D.

гремлин (copied from text and think it means gremlin)

And it is morning time. I spent the night hot, then cold, going back and forth. Too hot under the blankets, too cold without. I go to make my cereal and the milk is frozen solid, so I make eggs. Every egg breaks as I cook them, then they all taste terrible. My morning will get better, I hope. Still, I laugh at my seemingly misfortunate day. But, I think it may have spread a bit, because my wife just informed me she just made a cup of coffee without putting her cup in and what a mess. I can laugh at her mis-fortune too, but not where she can here. I am not that crazy!

Have a good day, all!