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The Drumpf Shun the smirking Drumpf, my friends; don’t heed its fuming tweets. Grinning guise hides what’s inside, but thumbs reveal the beast! A creature without conscience, no morals, faith, or tact; a Drumpf will steal your wallet, or stab you in the back. Though doughy faced and fleshy, and rather large behind, its hands are somewhat smallish, to match a smallish mind. A Drumpf will root for money, and borrow tons of cash, then bankrupt the investors and never pay them back. A Drumpf will make up stories, and tell outrageous lies. It sings a song of fake news when awkward truths arise. A Drumpf will grab a pussy or pay a prostitute. It parties hard with perverts through sixty years of youth. A Drumpf will use religion to cover countless sins. The methods do not matter, it worships only wins. A Drumpf builds walls, not bridges, good people it subverts, playing different factions by dishing out the dirt. It doesn’t care for migrants, and never cuts them slack. A Drumpf will steal their babies and never give them back. A Drumpf turns trade to war games that all must play and lose. Tariff’s just another word for taxes we don’t choose. A Drumpf likes swampy places, it wallows in the muck. Don’t even try to shame it, cuz Drumpf don’t give a fuck. Terrence G. Fisher, 2019 |