#1029820 added March 31, 2022 at 9:46pm Restrictions: None
Boring
I had my six month followup appointment today. The doctor said, "Boring... your blood work is boring... your BMI is approaching optimum... your pants are down 2 sizes... BP Sys and Dia are kissing normal... you are on track with Maderna shots and boosters... boring. No Gout or kidney stones... boring. Don't you ever do anything risky? Break a bone? Fall down stairs? Anything?"
"Nope... or, maybe... once shoveling snow, but everybody falls shoveling snow."
"Hurt?"
"No, just mad."
"Still walking?"
"Sure, every day (except maybe once a month) and feeling better about it than last year."
"Good. Break out, try a few different exercises, too."
"You mean a gym with machines? Boring... I'll stick with walking, at least the scenery changes some. Maybe I'll have a racy affair with one of my characters in NaNoWriMo next November."
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