Swizzle Stick

Every Direction

April 29— Directions: Tell us how to get somewhere (a real “destination” that might or might not be a real place, or might be an emotional place, etc.)

1.
Go to jail.
Go directly to jail.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect $200.

2.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
You practice.

3.
Do you know the way to St Jose?
It's down at the end of Lonely Street.

4.
Where do I find my Wi-Fi Settings?

Open your device's Settings app.
Tap Network & internet.
The network's signal strength
is on the Wi-Fi icon.
A fuller icon means
a stronger signal.

5.
What is the way to a woman's heart?
It's the best means by which someone can earn
or capture a woman's affection, approval, or love.

6.
Go to Hell
in a handbasket.

7.
What is the way to a man's heart?
Through his stomach, or lower.

8.
But where were they going
without ever knowing the way?

9.
My computer's heading south.
Going down.

10.
Onwards, &
upwards.