Treason

Making new friends

“ So what is it what does it say?” Eryn asks looking at John. If he was bullshitting she was about to find out and about damn time too she thought. Watching John pull the envelope out from the inside of his suit jacket. As he slid it over to her the first thing Eryn noticed was that the envelope was already opened.


“ first one thing before you read it I need to tell you that I met someone “, “ no not like that!” John said putting his hands up defensively. Wondering if he was about to meet the back of a frying pan or Swiffer, and based on the look on his wife's face he better get to explaining.
“ look I worked in the Federal Reserve for a while now you know this” John says and waits for his wife to nod, and then continuing he says.
“I’ve met a lot of people working for the Federal Reserve and on the New York trip I ran into a man”.


John sits in the bar now a Rum and Coke in front of him. Behind him, some drunk girl is singing quite badly that already awful song Drivers License and John is thinking about leaving his buddies and going to the next bar. Then suddenly he slides next to him at the bar. Smiling and waving to the attractive Latina bartender he turns to John and says.
“ The only thing worse than this song in English is this song in Hebrew” and the two burst out in laughter.