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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
The following story contains material that may offend some readers. Reader discretion is advised! It was May 21, 2022, and by a stroke of luck, you have FINALLY managed to get your hands on some "Dr. Strange" movie tickets. It was like gambling for the golden ticket to 'Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!' The only bad thing is that you only got two tickets...Thankfully, it was your nephew's birthday and you were going to take him to see the new movie since he is old enough now. When your girlfriend hears about this, she warns you that your brother is also going to be at the movies. He is seeing some horror movie by the "A24" studio, which you think have lost their luster long ago. You, your girlfriend, and your nephew start your journey to the movie and notice that the lot was just as full as last time! As you look for a spot, you see your brother's bat-shit crazy friend's service truck and as you look inside, you swear to God that you spotted your brother's face...and he stared at yours! You get shaken up and start to hyperventilate. Your girlfriend ask what is wrong, but you lie and say that everything is fine. You go into the movies and watch the movie just fine, it's what happen afterwards when trouble started. You and your group were walking out of the movie theater when you see street preachers standing outside a movie theater. You also see a familiar looking man yelling at them in an aggressive manner. You quickly recognize him as your brother! You realize that he is high on his meds again. SP: Sir, Jesus loves you, and wants you to join him in his glorious kingdom and... Ross: Really? If Jesus were to come back right now and see all this, you think he would be happy? You think he would like it when he sees his disciples walking around with signs like, 'God hates Fags' and 'God hates Jews', do you really think that is something he wants? SP: Sir, you have to understand that some lifestyle is sinful! Ross: And you think it's appropriate to have all of these signs out here in front of these kids and... You get agitated and grab at your brother and pull him to the side. You ask him what the fuck is wrong with him, and he responds to you, saying that first of all, he spotted you earlier when you were parking, and secondly, these people shouldn't be out here preaching hate! You tell him that they are protected under the 1st amendment, but he tells you that, as much as he agrees with it, they still shouldn't be at the movie theater's entrance, spewing their hate! Your nephew then butts in and tries to calm you two down, but your uncle pushes him aside, saying that the adults are talking. You and your brother continue to argue until your nephew bugs your brother again. Instead of trying to make peace, he does something completely unexpected...he punches your brother hard in the jaw, knocking him out, and sent him flying into a trash bin! Both shocked and scared, you grabbed your nephew and ran away as fast as you could! As you run away, you hear your injured brother yelling at the top of his lungs... "GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!" Hearing that sent chills up your spine and made your nephew run faster! You managed to make it to your girlfriend's vehicle in time and leave without incident...until your phone starting vibrating non-stop with notifications. You pick up the phone and realize that it's your brother's psychotic friend sending you one text message after another! When he was done, his message reads out as this: YOU, ARE, ONE, DEAD, MOTHER, FUCKER, YOU, SORRY, ASS, SACK OF MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! Everyone in that vehicle gets quite pale after reading all that. You then head to a Wal-mart and find a parking lot. You think all of the horrible things are over...until you see a familiar looking service truck drive right past you! You let out a quick yell and your group runs into the store, scared out of your minds! You storm into the clothing section and somehow manage to hide within a pile of clothes at the store. You eventually see your brother's psychotic friend walking through the store, holding onto what looks like a handle for a sickle! You then see your brother following right behind him. Your brother seems to be holding a rag, drenched in blood, up against his mouth. That was when you realized what had happened: your nephew has punched a tooth out of your crazy brother's mouth! The two would eventually leave and you come out of hiding...and the next couple of hours is spent like this. One minute, you are walking around in a calm manner, then the next, your either running or hiding from the duo, then the next minute, you are either walking calmly or hiding again! You eventually got back out of the store undetected and leave the place without trouble... You managed to locate a nearby Taco Bell to pig out at to help with your nerves. You all would be at a table enjoying yourselves...until you get another text message. Shaken up, you get the phone and see this time, it's from your brother. You read the message... "Enjoying those tacos there fat boy?" You begin to panic again and plead with him through text messaging to please back off! He eventually sends a message back saying "Fine, I'll just throw another one of my nephews behind bars for acting like an animal!" You all get shaken up and hug each other in a panic in the middle of a restaurant. That night, neither you or the rest of the family can sleep that night as a raging thunderstorm keeps you all up at night... |